A picspam that has nothing whatsoever to do with mice

[propinquitine]

Poor winkingstar is battling a mice problem in her new (5th floor?) apartment. (I was not aware that mice could ride elevators. Perhaps they were catching a lift with the maintenance people who have taken a month + to redo the bathroom?) This is most certainly a Not Fun situation. Thus:





Pleased John is pleased.





Rodney looks pretty pleased, too.





Sometimes, John looks like an O RLY? bird.





Or what can only be appropriately termed a "dorkbird".





Rodney's got plans for John and that Ancient impregnation machine. (It's either that, or he's stealing Torren.)





And John isn't exactly helping to distract him from that plan. (Belly!)





Sparkly curtains? Check. Candles? Check. MOAR candles? Check. Geek-on-a-leash? Check and mate!





John sometimes forgets that he's supposed to be secretly in love with Rodney.





Like when he blatantly ogles Rodney's ass.





Or that other time, when he blatantly ogles Rodney's ass. (What, it's a pretty sweet ass!)





They're getting pretty good at the secret hand-holding, though.





Beer can help facilitate the hand-holding.





As can favorable camera angles.





Even when one of them is not-quite-alive, the secret hand-holding lives on!





John gets extra-zealous, though, and sometimes he misses Rodney's hand.





In times of heightened emotion, biceps are an acceptable substitute for hands.





Contrary to popular belief, Rodney really does appreciate different points of view. In certain circumstances.





Rodney also believes that he should be commended for refraining from licking John when they're out on missions. Seriously. He is clearly a man of iron will.





Of course, John finds Field Ops Rodney pretty damned distracting, too.





In conclusion: Whale Dates!






Note: I've collected these images from all over the place, and am terrible at keeping track of where I've swiped things from. If you recognize any of these as yours and want me to give you credit or take them down, please let me know!

Comments

[kimberlyfdr.livejournal.com]

Yeah, putting the MPREG cap (which it TOTALLY WAS) right next to John's belly show screengrab gives me all kinds of fun ideas ;)

[propinquitine.livejournal.com]

Hee, you're kind of on an MPREG bender right now, aren't you? :-) I'm happy to encourage that, and Rodney clearly wants John to have his babies (while still maintaining his boy-parts as they are, SPN stories).

[kimberlyfdr.livejournal.com]

I'm always on an MPREG bender. It's a constant in my life.

[unaccompanied-g.livejournal.com]

Belly! ♥ Rodney is obviously a stronger person than I, as I would not be able to refrain from licking that. Mmmmmmm.

[propinquitine.livejournal.com]

Truly, Rodney is a model of restraint. At least in public . . .

[beadattitude.livejournal.com]

Having v. bad day. Dis made me feel better.

[propinquitine.livejournal.com]

Oh, dear! I'm glad to have brightened your day a little, and particularly since your recent fics (and, well, all of your fics) have been the perfect pick-me-ups over the past few days. Dazzled is simply delicious, the descriptions so luscious and warm, and So Lucky is such a wonderfully in-character first kiss, it makes me grin. A lot. :D I hope today's a better day!

[beadattitude.livejournal.com]

O thank you, sweetie. I'm glad they made you happy!

[tingler.livejournal.com]

OMG TOO CUTE! CAPSLOCK TO THE MAX!!

[propinquitine.livejournal.com]

HEEE! LOOK AT THEIR FAAAAACES! TOTALLY CAPSLOCK-WORTHY!

[gaffsie.livejournal.com]

Aww, dork love. :)

[propinquitine.livejournal.com]

Theirloveissosociallyawkward! &hearts

[winkingstar.livejournal.com]

HI. I LOVE YOU LOTS. ♥♥♥

*stares at teh pretties* :D

[propinquitine.livejournal.com]

YESSS. I WIN! STEP 89 IN MY 713-PART PLAN FOR WORLD DOMINATION IS COMPLETE!!!

And there are several hundred more MB where those came from . . .

[winkingstar.livejournal.com]

YOU'RE IN IT WITH THE MICE, AREN'T YOU??? You get the world, they get the universe?

I thought we were friends and all along I was just step 89, wasn't I? *emo sadface of woe*

[propinquitine.livejournal.com]

How dare you insinuate that I'm working with rodents?! Travesty! (Cats, however . . . .)

And don't cry, emo girl! Step 89 was "get a triple-heart comment to an lj post". The friends thing is a given. :-)

[miscellanny.livejournal.com]

I think I love you. You have made my morning. :D

[propinquitine.livejournal.com]

Hee, I'm glad! Especially since face_of_joe regularly makes my day. :-) (And I had to grin when I saw after the fact that I'd included the face of the day in this post -- you can never have too much of John smiling fondly, can you?)

[theeverdream.livejournal.com]

YAY! Best picspam ever. I adore your commentary!!

[propinquitine.livejournal.com]

Aw, thank you! I'd forgotten about this post -- it's been way too long since I've done a JFlan picspam! ::makes notes for weekend project::

(Also, I love your icon. Hummina hummina eyeliner.)