GLEE! I am filled with glee after reading this. Sleeping Beauty! Har har har! Rodney arguing with himself! Star Wars! Flowers! And the kissing! My god, the kissing! ♥ You are marvelous, darling. It is a grand thing to come home from work and have a wonderful story to cause fits of laughter; you totally made my day. :D

[*butts in with grammar nerd edits again* Keli had lead Rodney / "led" // on some sort of dias / "dais"]